Monday, April 04, 2005

Tony Abbott for Pope

Tony Abbott is the perfect candidate for Pope.

He is a catholic.
He is totally self-righteous.
He supports "family values"
He'd be able to send everyone who took the piss out of him to hell.
Including the guy who knocked up his girlfriend.
I heard he is mates with George Pell. That's one vote already.

Cardinals of the world, vote 1, Tony Abbott.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watching Tony Abbott getting anally fisted by Julia Gillard on Lateline was pure gold. He has all the right requirements of an Opus Dei appointee. The Holy Office could also employ John Anderson as a Grand Inquisitor.

16/4/05 14:01  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn't take much to put shit on Abbot, I wouldn't get all excited about the performance of old vinegar tits on 'Lateline'.

Why are you watching 'Lateline'? It's only worthy if Maxine is hosting, and you turn the volume down.

17/4/05 11:14  

Post a Comment

<< Home