shillard.com

This is hilarious.

shillard.com has exploded in a huge cloud of hot air.

Here is a picture for the record:

Hortinanophilia

This is perhaps the greatest adult site on the internet.

Hortinanophiles are those among us with a greater than normal physical fixation towards garden gnomes.

This site explores the boundless love between man and gnome.

L'Hortinanophile

English translated version

Sex is for FAGS!

Finally, a boys abstinence-only sex education program which tells how cool it is to not have sex.

Glowing testimonials include:

"By learning to repress my urges, now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest."

Don't wait any longer, put your lovin gear away and check out:

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

Best and Brightest

Ahh, what would we do without porn stars?

Here is a great collection of quotes from porn stars:

linky

My favourite: “Honey, don’t do lines on the floor. Everyone can see under the stall.”

TV makes old people stupid

A recent US study has shown that elderly women who like talk shows and daytime soaps tend to score more poorly on cognitive tests than those who don't.

I'm wondering whether to interpret this as daytime tv makes you stupid.

But then I read the key paragraph:

According to Fogel, a potential explanation rests in the fact that talk shows and soap operas involve so-called "parasocial relationships," where viewers feel a connection to a show's characters or host. Such shows may, for instance, be better able to hold the attention of older women with some cognitive impairment.

Which can be summarised and then generalised as people who are already stupid watch daytime TV.

Which can be even further neatly generalised into I think daytime TV is shit therefore people who watch it are stupid.

I think that pretty much sums it up.

More proof of Bigfoot

This grainy, inconclusive photo of footprints is further irrefutable proof of the existence of bigfoot.

Why won't you people just believe?

Divine Interventions

In response to the tsunami of new content over at avastyematey, I need to tell you about Divine Interventions.

I'm not really going to tell you. Just go and have a look.

Start here.

Proof of Bigfoot

A while back I posted photos of an object that could only be described as a bigfoot.

Some readers doubted the figure in the photo was actually a wookie. Now I respond with incontrovertible proof that it was.

Scientists in Malaysia have been studying a colony of wookies for 6 years. They are 12 feet tall and are covered in hair. The evidence will be made public soon.

unscientology

Some interesting dirt on scientology:

L. Ron was mates with Jack Parsons (world famous rocket scientist and occultist) and skipped town with his wife.
L. Ron was mates (by correspondence) with Aleister Crowley.
L. Ron's dad was a satanist, and L. Ron incorporated black magic into scientology, to the point where he refers to it as "the inner core".

Funnily enought, the article mentioned a South Park episode which 'exposes' the scientology secrets. It played on Monday night just gone on SBS - it was a ripper.

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