Bollocks anyone?

Feel like a dog's dick?
A horse's hoss?
An ox's organ?
A goat's gonads?
How about a canadian seal cock?

A Beijing restaurant has opened serving nothing but animal tackle. If you have ever felt the need to have horse, donkey, dog, yak, seal, deer or mountain goat gear in your gob then this is the place for you.

Cooked, of course. And for medicinal value. Yeah, medicinal value.