Be Alarmed, not Alert.

The Australian national security hotline received a number of calls about a black box on a fence with wires coming out of it. Obviously a bomb, according to the elderly callers. It turns out you can't even have a wireless access point in your front yard without getting hassled by the man.

The Register article

Thread on Whirlpool posted by the dude it happened to

500 hits

a major milestone has been reached.

the 500th hit on this website.

this gives an average daily readership of about 2.7.

I think this is a wonderful illustration of the mediocrity that is this page.

here's to another 500.