Thursday, May 25, 2006

Sex is for FAGS!

Finally, a boys abstinence-only sex education program which tells how cool it is to not have sex.

Glowing testimonials include:

"By learning to repress my urges, now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest."

Don't wait any longer, put your lovin gear away and check out:

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Best and Brightest

Ahh, what would we do without porn stars?

Here is a great collection of quotes from porn stars:

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My favourite: “Honey, don’t do lines on the floor. Everyone can see under the stall.”