Sex is for FAGS!
Finally, a boys abstinence-only sex education program which tells how cool it is to not have sex.
Glowing testimonials include:
"By learning to repress my urges, now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest."
Don't wait any longer, put your lovin gear away and check out:
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Glowing testimonials include:
"By learning to repress my urges, now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest."
Don't wait any longer, put your lovin gear away and check out:
http://www.sexisforfags.com/

2 Comments:
Man, that rocks. There's this dude called 'dirt-hunter' (well, he calls himself 'Terran Jaeger') over on http://www.aussurvivalist.com/forum/default.asp who rants and raves about how pooftas are killing Western civilisation.
Seriously, he's a tinfoil hat wearer who sees pooftas as a bigger threat than Lizard People.
Mind you, for months he had a quote from Justice Michael Kirby - Australia's highest paid shirtlifter - as his signature. Whoops.
There is no entry for "testicle weavils" in Wikipedia. Looks like a good case for a research grant.
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