Thursday, May 25, 2006

Sex is for FAGS!

Finally, a boys abstinence-only sex education program which tells how cool it is to not have sex.

Glowing testimonials include:

"By learning to repress my urges, now I can to grow up and be what I always wanted: a prison guard or a priest."

Don't wait any longer, put your lovin gear away and check out:

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

2 Comments:

Blogger shillard said...

Man, that rocks. There's this dude called 'dirt-hunter' (well, he calls himself 'Terran Jaeger') over on http://www.aussurvivalist.com/forum/default.asp who rants and raves about how pooftas are killing Western civilisation.

Seriously, he's a tinfoil hat wearer who sees pooftas as a bigger threat than Lizard People.

Mind you, for months he had a quote from Justice Michael Kirby - Australia's highest paid shirtlifter - as his signature. Whoops.

27/5/06 21:51  
Blogger b'stard said...

There is no entry for "testicle weavils" in Wikipedia. Looks like a good case for a research grant.

30/5/06 17:14  

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