Rubbish, the photograph clearly shows Tom Cruise pointing to the footprints of Xenu the ancient galactic ruler.
The goatherder has been subjected to Scientologist mind-scrubbing as a result of a chance encounter with Jamie Packer & John Saffran. This must be undone. In his next post, he will detail how L Ron Hubbard invented Freemasonry after travelling back in time using a Thetan flux capacitor installed in a Delorean.
Wookie, schmookie. There's more chance of my gun safe really being a TARDIS with a functioning chameleon circuit.
These common marks are nothing more than the result of debris from the landing pods of crop-circle makers from Sirius . Easily explained, so there's no need to jump to silly conclusions like wookies or bigfoot.
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Rubbish, the photograph clearly shows Tom Cruise pointing to the footprints of Xenu the ancient galactic ruler.
The goatherder has been subjected to Scientologist mind-scrubbing as a result of a chance encounter with Jamie Packer & John Saffran. This must be undone. In his next post, he will detail how L Ron Hubbard invented Freemasonry after travelling back in time using a Thetan flux capacitor installed in a Delorean.
Wookie, schmookie. There's more chance of my gun safe really being a TARDIS with a functioning chameleon circuit.
Hang on, now I mention it.....
These common marks are nothing more than the result of debris from the landing pods of crop-circle makers from Sirius . Easily explained, so there's no need to jump to silly conclusions like wookies or bigfoot.
The Thetan flux capacitor is a powerful and mysterious device...
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