Proof of Bigfoot

A while back I posted photos of an object that could only be described as a bigfoot.

Some readers doubted the figure in the photo was actually a wookie. Now I respond with incontrovertible proof that it was.

Scientists in Malaysia have been studying a colony of wookies for 6 years. They are 12 feet tall and are covered in hair. The evidence will be made public soon.

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Some interesting dirt on scientology:

L. Ron was mates with Jack Parsons (world famous rocket scientist and occultist) and skipped town with his wife.
L. Ron was mates (by correspondence) with Aleister Crowley.
L. Ron's dad was a satanist, and L. Ron incorporated black magic into scientology, to the point where he refers to it as "the inner core".

Funnily enought, the article mentioned a South Park episode which 'exposes' the scientology secrets. It played on Monday night just gone on SBS - it was a ripper.

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Bollocks anyone?

Feel like a dog's dick?
A horse's hoss?
An ox's organ?
A goat's gonads?
How about a canadian seal cock?

A Beijing restaurant has opened serving nothing but animal tackle. If you have ever felt the need to have horse, donkey, dog, yak, seal, deer or mountain goat gear in your gob then this is the place for you.

Cooked, of course. And for medicinal value. Yeah, medicinal value.

This is why lego was invented

Whilst you have people banging on about sci-fi lego, someone has come up with a truly sublime creation.

The lego version of the Babbage Difference Engine.